I absolutely LOVE my job, well OK that's not completely true but some days I actually do. I get to work with the craziest cashiers. This is an actual conversation that took place ;)
a cashier has asked a customer for his ID
cashier: ohh is that your wife?
customer: no I'm a transvestite
cashier: ohhh do you switch off every other day??
LMAO!! I couldn't make this up even if I wanted too!